Today I Learned...

So here is a list of the random facts I learned today...

Today I learned... In the Rascal Flatts song Mayberry, the lyrics are: "I miss Mayberry, sitting on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry Coke." NOT: "I'm Ms. Mayberry, sitting on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry Coke." ...I was always a bit confused why a guy was singing about being named Ms. Mayberry?

Today I learned... The state insect of New York is the 9 spotted ladybug. Scientists thought it went extinct and were about to pass a bill for a new state insect and then voila!!! They found another one. So next time I find a ladybug I'll be sure to count it's spots. If you have 9 I'll let you live, other wise... sorry lady you landed on the wrong girl. 

Today I learned... I will never make it as an accountant. Accounting may as well be hieroglyphics. I'm sure I'd be better at learning Egyptian than accounting.

Today I learned... The Stewart's soda in the glass bottles is not the same brand as Stewart's shops, like where you can buy gas and really good chocolate milk. Yep, different companies, although they have almost identical logos... (I'm still not thoroughly convinced on this fact yet)


Today I leaned... I might be the only person in the world who didn't know who Steve Jobs was. Oops.

Today I learned... You can predict almost a whole episode of Glee without actually watching the episode, just by listening to the music. When you hear Mercedes singing the song Spotlight..."no I don't like living under your spotlight".. you can pretty much predict that means Rachel Berry beat her in getting the lead... like alwaysssss. 

and Today I learned... When your gas light comes on, driving faster to get to a gas station.... counter productive.

aren't you so glad your mind is now filled with absolutely useless information? Yea, my day has been successful, clearly.