Top 25 Ways To Be Breezy.

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TOP 25 WAYS TO BE BREEZY.

by Almie Rose

I am a much calmer person lately. Look at how breezy I am! People ask, “How are you so breezy? Can I be breezy?” Yes, yes you can be breezy! BREEZY! Now let’s whisper it: breezy. A while back, I wrote a step by step guide on how to be breezy. But apparently people still aren’t quite breezy enough. So here it is: my expanded “How To Be Breezy” list.

1. Don’t take people’s opinions for fact.

2. But be respectful.

3. If someone says something you find ridiculous or don’t agree with, approach the situation with a calm kindness. And then in your head you can just think this:

4. Don’t give a monkey about what other people are doing.

5. I’ve said this before, but other people’s success does not hinder your own. It’s got nothing to do with you.

6. Drink fancy cocktails. Guys, don’t be shy about this. You’re missing out.

7. Get some therapy. If you can’t afford therapy, get some friends who are good listeners. If you don’t have friends who are good listeners, try Omegle.

8. Drive with the top down on your convertible.

9. If you don’t have a convertible, get someone to push you around in a wagon while you look at the sky.

10. Pace in your backyard.

11. Realize that the small good things in your life are just as important as the big good things.

12. Only compete with yourself.

13. Take portraits with your cat.

14. High five a stranger. If they get mad, run like hell.

15. Karaoke.

16. A good night’s sleep.

17. Make a cup of tea and put a small, clean rubber duckie in it.

18. When you feel stressed at work, picture everyone around you wearing a Napoleon-style hat. Bye bye, stress!

19. Turn off your blasted phone.

20. Excuse yourself to a rooftop or empty space and run around pretending to be an airplanes. Airplanes are always breezy.

21. Tell someone to tell you that it’s going to be okay.

22. Find something you wrote or drew as a child. Laugh at how crappy it is.

23. Ask yourself, “Is this going to matter tomorrow, next week, or next month?” If the answer is no to one or any of them, next stop Breezytown!

24. Make a list. It doesn’t matter what the list is about. A grocery list, a list of thing you have to do, a list of people who you can count on — anything. It helps to do a focused activity.

25. Dance like you’re in that big scene at the end of the movie, the one where the credits start to roll. Picture “Directed by (your name here)” coming up on the screen. You earned it, friend!